Sport have revealed that Chelsea have become the first club to present an offer to Everton for rumoured Tottenham target Amadou Onana. Onana, who h ...
Chelsea have a ‘seriously good player’ in Fernandez impressed in Chelsea’s goalless draw with Liverpool (Picture: Getty) ?In En ...
Champions League is back on our screens. The quarter-finals of the UEFA Champions League will be kicking off this week, with some of Europe� ...
The Newcastle United transfer spending has become a major topic of discussion amongst many people in recent times. Claims of NUFC ‘buying succes ...
Another game" Already" Sheesh, this Premier League season… The Premier League has had about 16 two-week breaks, then they lump all the games in ...
Well, hello dearest friends of the internet. Here we go again – another week of competitive football in the Premier League of England & Wales. ...
Sometimes, to tee up a match report, you focus on what the best manager in the world is saying about his game. ?It?s unacceptable,†?Because I? ...
Mikel Arteta needs to show his teeth this afternoon. His players are emotionally drained, they are tired, and I?ve been telling them they only ha ...
EUROPA DA DAH DA DAHHHHH! (Or something like that) What a night in Europe’s third-best competition (Champions League > Eurovision > Europa Lea ...
Mikel Arteta came out firing in the media. I won?t quote, but the gist was very clear. The journey these players have been on has been immense We?ve ...
Well that was a very weird evening. Arsenal heads into the second leg of the Bayern game with a 2-2 draw and a sharp reminder that top teams, with to ...
Champions League knockout games haven?t been good to us over the past 25 years, not have games against Bayern Munich. This one feels extra huge ...
You can look at coefficients, analyse the colour of a gilet, get hyped about starting line-ups… but none of it matters when Arsenal face up aga ...
The Premier League weekend got off to a bang with Spurs losing 4-0 to Newcastle in horrendous fashion. Angeball is coming unstuck of late and this wa ...
They were dark days indeed, my friends. Unai Emery took the Arsenal job, and I was not happy about it from day one. I tried to hide my disdain for th ...
We’ll start out with a bit of perspective. That was Arsenal’s first Champions League in 7 years. It was our first quarter-final in 14 y ...
Fans giving Zinchenko abuse in the Aston Villa game are a disgrace. I can sort of understand folk leaving early when we?re 2-0 down, but abusi ...
Someone added me to a tweet about Unai Emery getting a good response from the Arsenal fans this afternoon. I have to be clear that any beef in this l ...
The Premier League dropped the fixtures for some of the reworks needed before the end of the season… and they have not been kind to Arsenal or ...
Good evening, my darlings; how are we on this fine day" England plays Brazil. Should be a fun match-up. Shame the pre-game drama is about a kit detai ...
TOMIYASU SIGNED A NEW DEAL. We all love it. Worth noting that Edu and Richard Garlick opted to give him a 2 yr extension (option for one yr), instead ...
Arsenal finally moved towards earning their diploma in the dark arts by withdrawing the following players: Gabriel Jesus Big Gabriel Martinelli Thom ...
I’m so sorry I wasn’t there for you when you needed a hit of CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAW reaction. So here it is now: I like it. Bayern Munic ...
What are you doing Friday" That’s right. CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUARTER FINAL DRAW. Feels sexy, right" That is a very nice collection of top tier c ...
Arsenal is through to the quarter-finals of the Champions League for the first time since 2010. Wow. 14 years out in the cold. And here we are. What ...
Well good morning my darlings, how are we today" Good" Great" Incredible" Surely not a 3 out of 10" Don?t be like that, we have a Champions League ga ...
That was my favourite victory of the year because it was exactly the sort of game the narrative gods thought they could control. They couldn’t ...
The team sheet is in and Arsenal is looking very strong for the home game against Brentford. Key news: Martinelli has a deep cut on his foot, so I su ...
You can’t come here every day expecting this to be a joy fest. I’m sorry, that’s not what we’re about. I will always find ...
Honestly man, what more can you say about this Arsenal team" They hit Sheffield United for 6. Sure, they are the worst team in the league this season ...
Arsenal must beat Sheffield United this evening. No ifs, buts, or maybes. I don’t care how the performance looks, the only thing that matters ...
It is absolutely not game day and that makes me sad but happy at the same time. I like the idea of sitting back to watch City and Liverpool lose. But ...
Wad up my friends. Was that a cool intro" Could be the new me. Arsenal have all sorts of interesting stories swirling around the club at the moment. ...
When I worked in New York, I led the Bravo account. I worked on Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and Below Deck. As a red-blooded man of sport, I w ...
Let’s be honest here, that was quite the weekend, right" Liverpool played Chelsea in a leggy League Cup semi-final that went into extra time. ...
I cannot overstate how impressive the Arsenal win against Newcastle was. Football seasons are defined by moments – and that moment was the sor ...
Well, here we are, a Saturday night game under the lights against Newcastle United. Arsenal going all in on the atmosphere. Arteta is calling for noi ...
Arsenal vs Newcastle is going to be a very BIG game. The trajectory of our season hit a pigeon mid-air – and we’re unsure how quickly t ...
Arsenal vs Porto didn’t go the way we expected, but it kind of went the way we knew it could because we’ve been there in the past again ...
Mikel Arteta delivered a pretty sober press conference before our first Champions League last 16 in 7 years. He paid respect to Porto as a team, as a ...
Champions League eve is here and I have taken it upon myself to channel my inner slightly-threatening-teenager-on-a-bus vibe by looping the Champions ...
MONDAY MORNING BABY… and it’s just me and you. Sitting on a train. Or a park bench. Or maybe while you drive… don’t do that ...
“ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED"†Pete, local bar, St. Louis, 1am Arsenal unleashed pure brutality on a very young Burnley side that has acciden ...
Arsenal vs Burnley. Arteta vs a player he helped coach. A battle of JdP principles… one that is unfairly weighted against the team in claret. A ...
Well good morning my darlings. It’s Friday and I might be tempted to call it FriYAY in my first meeting of the day. That’s how vibrant ...
I don’t like to be dragged into the petty arguments that go off on the internet (lol, sure), but Rio Ferdinand taking time out to call Phil Fo ...
The Champions League starts this evening, and I’m quite excited. Madrid plays Leipzig and City plays… Copenhagen. The season seems to be ...
Have a bit of that, Hammers. Thought you were going to earn the right to be our bogey team" Not under Mikel Arteta. The message was delivered with a ...
I wrote about the Manchester City academy approach in mid-January. Long and short: They treat the youth market like the main market. They buy the ...
It’s a lovely Friday where I am. They call it a head-fake spring. It goes from -20 to 18 degrees. You think you’re out the back end ...
Well good evening my friends – isn’t it amazing how a win, neigh, a DESTRUCTION, can change the narrative so hard" I just donâ� ...
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Arsenal delivered a near-perfect performance against Liverpool and took all three points in a game that was so brutally controlled it didn’t f ...
It’s BIG game eve. Are you nervous" Yeah, me too. But good nervous. These consequential games at the top of the table are the type I never t ...
The major news about Cedric Soares leaked out into the ether. He’s not leaving. I’m sorry guys, I know you really put a lot of hope in ...
The most important thing we needed from our evening in Nottingham was 3 points. Not a performance. Not a warm and fuzzy feeling for the fans. Not a h ...
It’s been 10 days since we last laid eyes upon the grass of an elite-level football pitch… doesn’t it feel like this season has h ...
Let’s start with Liverpool watch. They smashed Norwich. Not sure there was much doubt that was going to happen, but it was interesting listeni ...
Bit of a low interest weekend for Arsenal fans. We’re out of the FA Cup, so all we can do is watch on, hope that every game our rivals play is ...
I’ve penned many words about the Arsenal strategy of building towards a world where Manchester City aren’t where they are now. We know ...
Man, if my life were a kids song right now, it’d be The Wheels On The Bus are struggling. We’re not even out of January and I have gone ...
Arsenal vs Nottingham Forest should be a good game. I?m actually watching it in the Midwest with an English Forest fan. So should be fun. For Arsenal ...
Well, my friends, it would seem the xG warriors and the underlying performance pirates are on the rampage, pillaging old tweets of folk who went far ...
Well, happy Monday to you! Starting a little 10-day break from the Premier League is always nice after delivering a walloping. Liverpool, who dished ...
Arsenal fizzed back into the season with dazzling style by pummeling hapless Crystal Palace with 5 goals. The Le Grove narrative during the break was ...
Guys, I fell for a Fabrizio tweet that said Arsenal were going to move Emile Smith Rowe to West Ham on loan. How could I be so silly" Mikel Arteta ca ...
I have never experienced cold like I have this past week… negative 21 celsius. I live in a 200-year house with wood windows that are ornately h ...
Well good evening fellow transfer fiends. How are we today" Excellent. Let’s talk strikers. Victor Oshimen dealt his Gooner fan club a blow by ...
The Premier League has charged Nottingham Forest and Everton for PSR breaches. The Evertonians getting done for a second time. The Premier League put ...
Well, it is very, very cold where I am. -20 outside. This is going to be one of those ‘should I have upgraded the furnace’ kind of weeks ...
Arteta shocked the world by attending the Salt Bae restaurant, allowing the chef to put a lump of steak into his mouth, and awkwardly lay his hand on ...
Well good morning to you ALL. Are you enjoying the ramp-up in Le Grove posts" I hope so. It feels good to have the pen in hand more regularly and it ...
Two very reliable internet sources on the TWITTER countered the stories about Onana joining Arsenal in January. The chatter is thought to be taking i ...
Arsenal internet of 2017 is back and the screamers have been set loose. After 4 years of having to mostly earn scraps after the cratering of Screamer ...
Arsenal feels like the plot of a seriously average horror movie right now. Someone at the club did something unthinkable. They walked under a ladder, ...
Arsenal took a huge blow to their FA Cup chances when it was announced by Sami Mokbel and David Ornstein that Gabi Jesus is out with a knee injury. I ...
Arsenal vs Liverpool is always a monster game – it’s not one I have fond memories of, if I’m honest. We’ve been getting b ...
Well happy Friday to you all; another late-night post from me. Amadou Onana. Linked by a website that started off as a scam transfer hotline for desp ...
The hot rumour today is… Onana of Everton to Arsenal. Where is the rumour from" Teamtalk. Why do you do it to yourself" Arsenal has to sell bef ...
The January transfer rumors are picking up steam rapidly. Let’s do a little round-up, shall we" AARON RAMSDALE WILL NOT LEAVE This sort of rum ...
Thomas Partey has officially been omitted from the Ghana squad. Chris Hughton weighed up the severity of his operation, the reality that he has no fo ...
Happy New Year to one and all! I hope you are nursing a bad hangover this morning. I wish I was. My bedtime was 0930 last night after picking up plan ...
Arsenal takes on Fulham VERY soon. This feels like our sort of game. A team that has leaked a lot of goals lately, they’re kind of out of form ...
What a way to start 2024! A pre-written post about a god-awful game against Fulham away from home. It was the worst performance of the season, tinged ...
O Arsenal fans, we’re a funny bunch. We lost to West Ham and all I see online is people looking for every single stat that marries to the idea ...
Happy Boxing day to you ALL! How was your Christmas" We had a good one. My brother and dad bullied me back into UK drinking habits and I am feeling t ...
Happy Christmas, one and all! If you’re one of those that doesn’t celebrate, why not give it a go, right now" Go to the fridge, open a ...
I’ll spoil the content right away for you: that was a brilliant, brilliant performance by Arsenal and any complaints show how ridiculously far ...
My first game back at The Emirates since I paid £400 to see us beat Manchester United. What a great evening! One of the reasons I took a job in the ...
If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll already have this spicy hot take. Don’t get your hopes up because children on Twitter are making up ...
I kind of covered off my views on the squad Arteta took out to PSV yesterday, so I’ll just mostly bust some myths this afternoon because there ...
It’s Champions League night baby, and we have absolutely nothing to worry about. We’re top of the group, sitting pretty like Christmas ...
I don’t like talking about parenting. Honestly, there is nothing more boring in my new life as a dad than meeting other dads who want to talk ...
Let’s get it out the way nice and early. The weirdo part of our fan base that has daddy issues with Unai Emery might be having a good day toda ...
